En route to Barrow lies a hostelry of fame,
“The Oyster Tavern “ is its name,
A “Cead Mile Failte” you’ll find there,
A welcome that beats anything elsewhere.
The remarkable selection of liquors that awaits you,
Includes everything except “Mountain Dew”,
The choice of cuisine and chardonnay are second to non,
Served in a wonderful atmosphere of fun.
Here attention and service know no measure,
At “The Oyster Tavern” it is just a pleasure,
To enable one to relax and be merry,
At the Spa, in the Kingdom of Kerry.